Cliche Translations

-digging a hole for yourselfPre-Gravedigger saying -bit off more than you could chew Warning before teeth were invented -cut off your nose to spite your face A common medieval practice -livin' in the fast lane Meth addict -greatest thing since sliced breadThe greatest Vertical Portal since Google! -green with envyA rare afflication of jealous bitches -chip off the old blockBack when men were wooden -don't bite the hand that feeds you

unfinished: bite the FOOT that feeds you -better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at allAncient Greek Joke -the emperor wears no clothesAncient Greek Tradition -plenty of fish in the seaWhen bestiality was more accepted -what will be will beStuff is stuff -if it's worth doing, it's worth doing right Don't fuck this up -if at first you don't succeed, try and try againKeep going till I tell you to stop -there's no time like the presentHey it's about now... now -waiting with baited breathStop eating sushi -potty/toilet mouthTalking Shit -mouth like a sailorVery gay and/or italian -a snail's paceLike being behind the fat lady in the supermarket -you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drinkCorrection: That fucking horse WILL drink. -stupid is as stupid doesDumbass-catch as catch cancootchy-coo?-busy as a bee Minimum Wage Worker -old as the hillsPre-Bon-Jovi-been around the block a few timesA slut that fucks whores -just fell off the turnip truckImmigrant worker -read me like a book Amateur Vivisection -a rolling stone gathers no mossThe Rolling Stones suck... -shot to hell FRAGGED-shot in the darkShot through the heart -shoot first, ask questions laterLA Police Tactics were used -trouble with a capital "T"Illiterate Gang members -shotgun weddingBridal Gangbang -been there, done thatEx-girlfriends-knee jerk reactionGetting hit in the balls -a chain is only as strong as its weakest linkYou have a gay friend -an eye for an eye. a tooth for a toothOrgan swapping is okay -one bad apple spoils the bunchYour weird uncle Larry -something rotten in DenmarkThe Danish are Filthy -Vini, Vidi, Vici The truth is in the Brine: A form of Sea Monkey worship. -monkey see, monkey doThey mean sea monkeys, and they do -cool as a cucumberYou are a squash -if wishes were horses then beggars would rideFuck the homeless -like a bat out of hellWomen drivers -hindsight is 20-20Your ass has eyeballs -better late than neverBetter Never than really late -once bitten, twice shyVampire alert! -if you can't walk the walk, don't talk the talk

The Handicapped should be gagged -if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchenDon't eat cheese on sundays -kill'em all, let God sort'em outSir, Yes, Sir -walking on thin ice Figure skaters -beggars can't be choosersPoor people do what you tell them -walking on eggshellsAnorexic Ballet -knock on woodJerk off for luck -damned if I do, Damned if I don'tDamn it -it's a cakewalkI like pie -ain't just whistlin' DixieA gaping Vagina -jumping on the bandwagonJumping on the Gaping Vagina -passing the buckToss me that deer! -too little too lateSex with Asians -till the cows come homeYou fell asleep in the barn -from dusk till dawnI had sex with George Clooney -like there's no tomorrowTomorrow never Dies -can't see the forest for the trees Your head is in your ass -people in glass houses shouldn't throw stoneDon't vandalize near a witness -time flies when you're having funIt takes 20 minutes to find your pants -so hungry I could eat a horseHey I'm Fat! -chew you a new asshole Cannibalistic Surgery Requested -well slap the dog & spit on the fireThis spoon requires washing -from famine to feastWhat happens to housewives -selling like hotcakesDrugdealing pays off - the pot calling the kettle blackuse a pipe to smoke weed -when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Punch your horse to make it go faster -put my foot in my mouthPodiatry is for everyone -through hell or high waterThrough NO-Clip and Wall-hacks -it ain't over till the fat lady singsFat People Ruin Parties -it beats picking cottonNo one wants to be black -like an accident waiting to happenLike an Asian Driver -if it ain't broke, don't fix itBreak this -am I my brother's keeperMy brother is a Dog -if everybody else jumped off a bridge, would you?If all your friends removed their spleens with salad forks would you? -ask & you shall receiveGimme that -never look a gift horse in the mouthDon't kiss horses -every rose has a thornLife ain't nothing but bitches and money -fit for a kingBirthday suit -you can't judge a book by its coverPeople look funny -there's no honor among thievesRip off your criminal friends too -no use flogging a dead horseIt's illegal in most states anyway -only the strong surviveBeat up weaklings-survival of the fittestIf your clothes dont' fit, God hates you -the meek shall inherit the earthKeep consuming you Capitolist bastards -every dog has its dayHump my leg! -dead as a doorknob This doornkob is a squirrel -caught between a rock and a hard placePrison sex -you better straighten up and fly rightTurn Heterosexual and become a Pilot for Delta -when hell freezes overWhen you fix all your mental problems -when pigs flyThat guy in the seat next to you on airplanes -a bird in the hand is worth two in the bushDon't masturbate with parrots -a penny saved is a penny earnedGet a real job -more fun than a barrel of monkeysImproper packing techniques may work in your favor -one in a millionWhere babies come from -no use crying over spilled milkSalt and milk taste terrible -the grass is always greener on the other sideYour neighbor paints their lawn while you're asleep -you can't teach an old dog new tricks Dead animals can't dance -another face in the crowdPeople suck -shooting yourself in the footMissing the Money Shot -two birds with one stoneKILLING SPREE -never say neverJames bond is here -a watched pot never boilsJust smoke your Weed -like shooting fish in a barrelLike having sex with a blender -what's good for the goose is good for the gander Stuff your pillow with ducks! -we all have our crosses to bearJesus hates you -skeletons in the closet
I have to hide the bodies somehow -the old gray mare just ain't what she used to beThis is the most single most confusing statement in all human history -fit to be tied Bondage freaks -to the victor goes the spoilsHey Victor took out the trash! -don't make a mountain out of a molehillMen with Big trucks -all's well that ends wellVacation sucked -give an inch, take a milePorn star magic -judge not, lest ye be judgedDon't be pointing fingers -right as rainThis situation is damp -et tu, Brute?Word-the die is castThis Gamer is dead -on top of the worldI'm in china -that's the way the cookie crumblesMy pastry is expired -let sleeping dogs lieDogs are liars -grin & bear it Smile and Sleep through winter