Coffee Diaries - Part 3

Me: You listen here Coffee. I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you, and I WILL drink you.Coffee: …Me: No Mr. Coffee, I expect you to die.

Coffee: *swirls*Me: We’re not so very different You and I Coffee…Coffee: *gets colder*Me: Oh who am I kidding? You had me at “…”Coffee: …