Et Tu Poison?
Adam: haven't heard from her in years didn't know if she just off and died like the other women you dateBrendan: thats happened once, and I had *almost nothing* to do with it!Brendan: I mean, yeah... I bought the poisonBrendan: I slipped it into her foodBrendan: but the cause of death wasn't "poison"Brendan: it was liver failureAdam: wouldn't it have been poisonAdam: if they knew that's what caused the failure?Brendan: Oh sure, the poison caused the liver failure which caused the death.. but you can't keep tracing these things back... it opens up a can of worms. Next thing you'll be wanting to blame gas stations for automobile accidents.Adam: What if they put soda in instead of gasoline, causing the accident?Adam: or 'introduced a fatal and liquid based element' that otherwise wouldn't have been thereAdam: into say, the car's romantic dinner, while it signs it's will over to youBrendan: Wouldn't that have been coca-colas fault for producing said soda?Brendan: All I'm saying is that a person can't live without a liverBrendan: They can live perfectly well with poison. In fact, I have some in my trunk at this very moment.Adam: while I think we've both proven that's only partially true....Adam: having it in your trunk isn't really the same thing is it?Adam: like living with someone isn't ingesting them...Adam: except that one partyAdam: (which was RAD by the by)Brendan: Good times were had by all... Anyway, all this talk of poison has got me thinking about dinner. Care to join me?Adam: sure sounds goodAdam: I ...Adam: waitAdam: we haven't discussed my will lately have we?Brendan: Of course not! That would be crass... On an unrelated note, did I tell you that I have a friend who does life insurance policies? He will be joining us tonight.Brendan: Please bring your birth certificate.Adam: Oh you mean that shady guy who was friends with..Adam: wait... why?Adam: Honestly I'm so full from those brownies you left at my house this morningBrendan: Just in case the mood to sign up for life insurance hits youAdam: they were rich, and tasted roughly of almonds, although I didn't see anyBrendan: You ate those?! Those were for Carrie. Who just signed up for life insurance with my friend I might addBrendan: Lets move dinner forward a bitBrendan: how's right now for you?Adam: But you know I keep my birth certificate in that same old folder in my bedroom, next to my stocks and bonds, jewels, and those never-used suicide notes that I wrote a few years agoAdam: you know, as a jokeAdam: right now? I'd love to, but I feel a little dizzyAdam: I guess I'll be okay to driveBrendan: You should probably drive extra fast though... get it done and over with.Brendan: OhBrendan: and if you feel like you are going to crash... I hear that crashing into a red VW bug with licence plate 3HDK342 is the safest thing to doBrendan: Try and hit on the driver sideAdam: k... texting.while driviiingAdam: eyes.dim. going black.Adam: slugbugBrendan: -= fin =-Adam: *claps*