LSD "Inspired" Haikus

February 18, 2008
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(Title: La Slinkie) Alas Poor Slinky,Ridden with stair-like bounces,and so damn silly-(Title: El Diablo) Oh Hail Great Satan,You are like a god to me,and squishy-licious-(Title: French Stewart) On Third Rock you Rock,In life you are a failure,Your hair is stupid-(Title: Forgetting) Where is my car key,The fucking couch is empty,in my other hand-(Title: 3 words) OvercomplicateUnimaginativelyCodependency