Pay less for Comcast Internet

When your bill comes back up to full price (40-50 bucks a mon.) then you call them up and basically say:You: Hey I\'ve always paid 30 dollars or so for service and it went up!Them: oh that\'s our regular price, we prey on the weak!You: umm, odd. But anyway I had a lot of trouble getting signed up with you guys I\'m sure you can see the notes on my account!Them: *pretends to look it up, beats level 9 of minesweeper* YES!! I mean yes, I do see that here.You: Well I think with all the problems I\'ve had with you guys and I didn\'t know how much it would jump up to.Them: Well it is our standard price, and you smell funny.You: I what?Them: Oh nothing! *cough*You: Anyway \"“ I saw a promotion in the mail the other day for even less than 30! can I have that.Them: Oh (you hideous fool) that\'s for new customers and/or TV cable customers.You: I heard that, you just said \"Parentheses hideous fool\"Them: I\'m sorry ma\'am you must be mistaken.You: Look, Is there some promotion you can get me on or do I have to cancel and sign up again?Them: Ah wait there is something *Level 10 minesweeper completion* Let me just check...*The sounds of frantic typing while they stare longingly at a wall clock and cry silently* --Them: Yes we have some promotion currently for 20-35 a month, will that do! smelly?You: I took a showerThem: sure you did, how\'s the price?You: Yeah I guessThem: Great! I\'ll just switch your pricing, this whole conversation has been a farce to make sure you really wanted it.You: Wanted what?Them: Please do not comment on my internal monologue ma\'am, Can I help you with anything else today?You: There is something very wrong here and I!.*click*You: What the!ELAPSED TIME: 11.3 minutesDone DealFollow this dialogue exactly, even if they don\'t