Quantum Hamsters...

2:19:37 PM weaselbringer: you deserve everything bad that's happened... ever... especially football related disadvantages2:20:02 PM SikKitten: ...why?!2:24:14 PM weaselbringer: I dunno, just seemed like a nifty curse to throw on you2:24:49 PM SikKitten: you are mean2:25:46 PM weaselbringer: nope just outlandishly ignorant of the effects of violence and curses2:26:09 PM SikKitten: that does sound like you2:27:04 PM weaselbringer: it does? (fires gun randomly into crowd) how do you mean? (foretells death of the nation to small child)2:27:21 PM SikKitten: hahaha!2:30:49 PM weaselbringer: I'm funny2:31:06 PM SikKitten: you are2:31:12 PM SikKitten: you make me giggle like a schoolgirl2:31:46 PM weaselbringer: a schoolgirl.... OF EVIL2:32:15 PM weaselbringer: sorry everything is better with evil, like "The new tasty ranch-chile doritos.... OF EVIL" heh that would be cool2:32:33 PM weaselbringer: The 2009 4 Door Dodge Durango... OF EVIL2:32:49 PM SikKitten: yeah.2:33:00 PM SikKitten: I want tasty ranch-chile doritos of evil.2:33:10 PM weaselbringer: well I dunno, you have to be pretty evil to eat them2:33:32 PM weaselbringer: or else there's a quantum inversion and all good becomes bad and all bad becomes lime flavored, it's a well documented theorem2:33:46 PM SikKitten: mmmm....lime flavored.2:33:55 PM weaselbringer: yeah... but...2:33:58 PM SikKitten: is lime flavor the opposite of pure evil?2:33:59 PM weaselbringer: you see... everything...2:34:48 PM weaselbringer: No in quantum physics it's always the opposite of the furthest thing from itself. So If you wanted the opposite of Up it would be banana and if you wanted the opposite of white it would be Robby Parker, this guy that used to live next door to me when I was 102:35:44 PM weaselbringer: Here I'll give you a test... we'll start with something simple2:35:47 PM SikKitten: hahahaha!2:35:52 PM weaselbringer: what's the opposite of Candy?2:35:53 PM SikKitten: chocolate cake2:35:58 PM SikKitten: oh um...2:36:01 PM weaselbringer: no no no all wrong2:36:02 PM SikKitten: parking garage2:36:06 PM weaselbringer: closer2:36:25 PM weaselbringer: We'll try another (the opposite of candy is "The Noble Dutch Elm")2:37:04 PM SikKitten: makes sense2:37:14 PM weaselbringer: Okay, what's the opposite of Carnivore..2:37:33 PM SikKitten: the Bar M ranch in south El Paso2:37:52 PM weaselbringer: It's actually just a 2-level condo, but it IS in El Paso2:37:55 PM weaselbringer: I think you're catching on2:38:14 PM weaselbringer: Here's a tough one, What's the opposite of Barack Obama2:38:31 PM SikKitten: frosted flakes?2:39:13 PM weaselbringer: No trick question: the answer is Barack Obama, popular figureheads with internet memes are quantumly correlated with themselves and the opposite of themselves which leads back to the same thing2:39:39 PM weaselbringer: This is a rarity however as the only 2 people on earth who quantum opposite is themselves is Obama and the guy who played Norm on Cheers2:40:08 PM weaselbringer: But not knowing that, frosted flakes would have been my guess2:40:27 PM weaselbringer: That or the movie "Rat Race"2:40:38 PM SikKitten: hehe2:41:57 PM weaselbringer: Another interesting theory is Quantum Nonsense, that because most quantum mechanics are purely undefinable by standard methods of measurement, then the only way to measure or define a quantum element or reaction would be to randomly guess a word starting with "G"2:43:01 PM weaselbringer: So if I put a cat in a box with 2 other cats that are radioactive, and one of them is kinda sick with a hairball and the other is just sorta content to lay there and shed... the only possible outcome is "Georgia"2:43:28 PM weaselbringer: or "Grueberman" if you follow dutch methods...2:43:47 PM SikKitten: hehe2:44:03 PM SikKitten: you are making my day so much better. thank you.2:44:17 PM weaselbringer: I don't mean to, this is my incredibly lazy way of writing a blog entry2:44:44 PM weaselbringer: as soon as I run out of juice I'm ditching you, then posting this on my blog, then thinking about breakfast cereal for like 28 minutes2:44:58 PM SikKitten: mmmm....cereal2:48:25 PM SikKitten: I have baby hamsters2:48:51 PM weaselbringer: post pictures of your baby hamsters!2:49:04 PM SikKitten: I need to get some2:49:11 PM SikKitten: mommy hamster mostly keeps them hidden2:49:27 PM weaselbringer: you throw mom into the air and snap pictures of baby hamsters ASAP!2:49:31 PM SikKitten: but they are so tiny! They look like little bitty blind dogs2:49:46 PM SikKitten: do you want one?2:49:51 PM weaselbringer: You don't understand, on the internet "Cute" is money and you're sitting on GOLD MINE and golden hamster baby filled mine!2:50:10 PM SikKitten: I'll make a hamster cam2:50:11 PM SikKitten: haha2:50:12 PM weaselbringer: where the canaries are like half an inch tall and the mine itself is just a paper mache model on a cute card table where the baby hamsters can play!2:50:28 PM weaselbringer: You should hella hamster cam2:50:57 PM weaselbringer: The only thing cuter than baby hamsters is a entire row of pandas dressed as babies and holding nintendo controllers2:51:06 PM weaselbringer: and I just don't have the pandas to spare for that2:51:44 PM SikKitten: okay...that just might have exploded my cute circuit.2:51:54 PM weaselbringer: SO QUICKLY - grab a shovel of +7 vs Adorable and start scooping baby hamsters into cheerleader style pyramids and take pictures of them with captions that say "I Can Hz Peeramid!"2:52:17 PM SikKitten: that would be pure awesome.2:52:37 PM weaselbringer: awesoe, from the makers of awesome, when dope wicked radical is just too many words2:54:15 PM SikKitten: yeah....2:54:26 PM SikKitten: Im running out of brain working time2:54:50 PM weaselbringer: its okay you'll be revived by hamsters... deadly laser equipped hamsters2:54:54 PM SikKitten: my clever gland is shutting down.2:55:14 PM weaselbringer: you should get a bunch of green plastic army men and stage a mock battle with baby hamsters where the hamsters have tiny guns and green army helmets2:55:17 PM SikKitten: I can't decide if that is better or worse than laser equipped dinosaurs.2:55:22 PM SikKitten: awwww!2:55:28 PM SikKitten: yeah.2:55:29 PM weaselbringer: but it's obvious they're just sitting there being cute2:55:49 PM SikKitten: when they get a little bigger and can actually see and survive away from the protective boobs of their mom2:56:24 PM SikKitten: What am I going to do with them once they get big enough to fend for themselves?2:57:01 PM weaselbringer: stage mock battles with live ammunition?2:57:17 PM weaselbringer: flush one down the toilet per-day until they start speaking english as we KNOW they can2:57:26 PM SikKitten: hahaha2:57:41 PM SikKitten: I have contemplated letting them go free and seeing if they can live off the land2:58:57 PM weaselbringer: the land under the refridgerator?2:59:17 PM SikKitten: I was thinking like, the lawn.