State Superiority
3:03:48 PM sikkitten: so how are you?3:03:58 PM sikkitten: anything new and exciting in the land of CA?3:05:38 PM weaselbringer: oh yeah, they just implemented free college and a hummer h2 to every citizen, one time only, for california residents3:05:41 PM weaselbringer: so we're pretty well off3:06:07 PM weaselbringer: I'm sure that backwards ass soveriegn goat nation-state you moved to probably has LOTS of great perks, like a pile of beads or something3:06:07 PM sikkitten:3:06:25 PM sikkitten: At least half of OUR state isn't on FIRE3:07:32 PM sikkitten: yeah. Got nothin' to say to that, do you?3:10:56 PM weaselbringer: sorry I was beating the flames out of my carpet3:11:02 PM weaselbringer: oh that's a PRIDE fire3:11:07 PM weaselbringer: we're so much more proud than you3:11:18 PM weaselbringer: In fact, I haven't even HEARD about your pride fire3:11:40 PM sikkitten: It's in our woodstove3:11:41 PM weaselbringer: you probably live in one of those red states that's ashamed of themselves, that's okay,3:11:49 PM sikkitten: we don't need to have everyone know3:11:56 PM sikkitten: WE know we're proud3:12:03 PM sikkitten: Um...we're blue3:12:36 PM weaselbringer: Yeah the kinda pride you keep hidden away, deep inside, my state can totally beat up your state and ranks higher in per capita gains per citizen3:13:17 PM sikkitten: We have lower gas prices3:13:18 PM sikkitten: and3:13:19 PM sikkitten: snow3:14:45 PM weaselbringer: actually our gas prices are way down, about 2.40 I think at last check3:14:58 PM sikkitten: yeah, ours are like 2.193:15:23 PM weaselbringer: and of course we have every major climate, including Lake Tahoe for snow, and the desert, forest, ocean, and mountains, as well as plains, farmland and great america (california)3:15:33 PM weaselbringer: I think your state has snow and crap-heaps as it's major land mass3:16:01 PM weaselbringer: maybe the occaisional dead hooker memorial or something3:16:05 PM sikkitten: I don't have to go ANYWHERE for snow3:16:22 PM sikkitten: and there's flowers growing wild until the late autumn3:16:31 PM sikkitten: and deers in my front yard3:16:35 PM weaselbringer: yeah that's what I've been dreaming of, sub zero temperatures and dirty slush outside my house, oooh snow tires and frostbite, where do i sign up??3:16:45 PM sikkitten: You know you're jealous3:16:48 PM sikkitten:3:16:51 PM weaselbringer: The deer are actually NSA agents, as your state is listed as at-risk3:17:43 PM sikkitten: We have...um...3:17:45 PM sikkitten: oh!3:17:58 PM sikkitten: our convention center is like the greenest building in the world or something3:18:16 PM sikkitten: Our bloodbank, however, sucks way more than the BB of the Redwoods3:18:29 PM sikkitten: and I don't mean that it's staffed by vampires3:18:34 PM sikkitten: 'cause that would be cool3:30:31 PM weaselbringer: blood just rains from the sky here now,3:30:36 PM weaselbringer: it's pretty sweet3:31:14 PM weaselbringer: we just took all the homeless people and "juiced" them, so now when you need a transplant, you just hold your skin open in the rain, we're almost a perfect culture